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Monday, March 28, 2011

Mama Mia!

PAZZIA RESTAURANT & PIZZERIA
337 3rd St
San Francisco, CA 94107
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(415) 512-1693


OVERALL:4.1   FOOD:4.5   SERVICE:4   AMBIANCE:4   VALUE:4


Wanted some Italian before hitting up an event @ the YBCA, and this place [or at least one person in this place] was pre-marinated, slow-cooked, infused, battered, and deep-fried in Italian. So OK, the food is pretty damn good (effing greasy pastas, but in that effing delicious kind of way): fresh, semi-crisp pizza napoletana, soft homemade bread, saffron white-wine risotto is to die for...but the REAL reason you'll want to come here is to experience [marvel at] the animated owner [free entertainment!].  I know stereotyping is bad, harmful, for small-minded people, yada*yada*yada...but this guy just oozes Italian-ness!

  • Ridiculous dark, lush, wavy mane: check
  • Fancy footwear [i.e., definitely animal-based]: check
  • Unassuming yet deliberate machismo swagger [you know the one]: check
  • Well-dressed (2 wardrobe changes, one of which included a fresh pressed mauve, French cuff shirt): check
  • Olympic-grade Hand Gestures: check, check, check....and check
  • Deep, golden tan: check
  • Full vocabulary of rolled Rrrrs & geminated syllables [swoon!]: check

No, but seriously.....I only come here for the food.

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